Let's say you have a corpse and you want to bring it back to life for some nefarious purpose - don't tell us why, we don't want to know. We can help you with that.
Follow these easy instructions, and make sure you are playing our "Track or Treat" playlist as loud as possible, and you will be the first kid on your block to own their very own zombie!
Throw a party and invite all of your loose friends (The dead wake up hungry!)
In a seperate room:
- Take one doll (Barbie or Ken will do)
- Dress it to look like the desceased
- Surround it and the desceased with candles (unscented!)
- Wear a bra on your head. (Something lacy, NOT sporty)
- Prepare a ritualistic drink for the spirits. (Something fruity)
Start the music, and remember, reanimating the dead is all about fun, so don't go taking yourself too seriously. And for the sake of all that is unholy, DO NOT do anything that's going to get us in trouble. There is enough heat on the CBC right now that we don't need more letters to the editor complaining that CBC Radio 3 is going around helping people raise the dead and terrorizing the countryside.
Have fun!
* Also works great at parties where you don't raise the dead.
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