Happy Howl-o-ween, boys and ghouls!
And that was as many bad Halloween puns as I could think of. Pathetic, I know, but it's early, so cut me some slack.
Today's show will not in fact be scary, because I don't like things that are scary. So instead I'll keep things mellow, and hopefully howl-arious as I try to dream up some more Halloween one liners.
How's your All Hallows Eve going? Did you dress up for work? Are you, like me, one of the few un dressed up people in your office? And hey, hit me with your best (by which I mean lamest) Halloween humour!