Hello good people, and welcome to the newest segment on RADIOGRAHAM - The Rock & Roll Adventurers Guide!
You might think of yourself as a seasoned veteran of liking music. Well, I've got news for you, sonny. It's a jungle out there! No matter how many concerts you go to, no matter how many records you buy, no matter how much CBC you listen to, sooner or later you're going to find yourself in a situation where you have no idea how to behave yourself. Well, thats where the Guide comes in. I, along with my crack team of rock and roll experts, will tackle your issues and tell you everything you need to know to survive in the most extreme rock and roll situations.
But to do that, I need issues to tackle! So today on the show, I'll be soliciting your questions and concerns. Don't be shy! Ever been stuck in a mosh pit with no idea how to behave yourself? Ever found yourself confounded about appropriate concert attire? Unsure of how to ask for an autograph? No question is too big or too small for the Guide, so have at it!