The problem with being a freshly dumped 18-year-old multimillionaire is that there are just too many options to choose from. Where will Justin Bieber find the time to source, screen and survey potential suitors now that Selena Gomez has fractured his tiny teen heart into an album's worth of future ballads and sure-to-get-him-laid tearjerkers?
He won't, so we've stepped in with a diverse array of women who might take comfort in the following attributes Bieber promises in his hit single "Boyfriend:"
• "I can take you places you ain't never been before."
• "I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow."
• "Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue."
• "I can be a gentleman, anything you want."
• "Imma make you shine bright like you're laying in
the snow."
That's a lot to mull over, ladies. Line starts behind me. Well, and the above photo gallery.
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