The Beatles' "Helter Skelter" as read by a giant crab in an American Mega Church. (Dangerous Minds)
You may already have the life you actually want.
Cigar guy steals the show. (Do you suppose the reason the world can be captivated by a cigar smoking guy with a mustache is because people everywhere are all becoming Gap/AmericanApparel clones?)
Libyan government which owns the .ly domain claims it now must comply with Sharia Law.