I'm gonna make you cry. Watch The Selfish Giant, a Canadian holiday animation from the early 70's based on the Oscar Wilde children's story. (And if that doesn't do it for you, the beautiful tale of The Happy Prince will finish you off.)
Santa is read his crimes and faces firing squad of gun-toting Christian traditionalists. For real. (Me, I prefered Linus' monologue on the meaning of Christmas verses shooting up a Santa piñata.)
Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special that everyone wanted, and not the quaalude-fueled one we got.
The story of how Kenny Loggins ruined Christmas for one child, and probably the Baby Jesus too.
Gawker blogger does his part to whip up an ol' fashion Xmas lynch mob to reign holy hell down on a family who dared post a video of their precocious 3-year-old son berating his parents for giving the gift of books.
12 kreepy kristmas ads that didn't mean to freak people out.
Christmas Shoes, a timeless holiday yarn by comedian Patton Oswalt.