Admit, you judge bands by their fashion choices. That's the whole point of having a style - it's a quick way to tell people what you're all about. But it takes a special kind of music geek to judge a band by their gear. To look at a stage and decide whether a band is any good or not based on whether they play Fenders or BC Riches.
Well, an enterprising designer named Chris Gregori put together this amazing chart to help you out with that. Thirty two common guitars, ranked from "repugnant individual" to "Saint Stephen".
So, guitar players, where do you slot in?