Sung to the tune of "My Favourite Things":
Pushing and shoving and kicking and swarming,
Stabbing and shooting and pepper-spray warming,
Stampeding shoppers who've waited all year,
This is the scene when Black Friday is here!
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Xboxes, Wii Us, home electronics, smartphones...everything will be flying off the shelves tomorrow...except for Blackberry 10s and Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Now, I'm not against shopping, but the notion of such a contrived, specific day for retail mayhem seems a little silly to me.
Are you going to avail yourself of the mind-blowing deals on Black Friday?